Yeehaw!

As a kid, I always wanted to use the science fair as a way to show to the world that I could be someone great. Unfortunately, my proposals in school were consistently rejected. As I grew older, I began to doubt that my dream would ever become reality. I became disillusioned and cynical. Would the world even care if I just, just, disappeared?… I knew I would never amount to anything, so I went to school to become an economist.

HOWEVER, I now again see hope for this world! Some strappin’ young boy or girl has lived the life that many like me have only dreamed about… This wunderkind has now answered a question that has plagued me for most of my conscious life, “How does the fat content of a worm affect its duration in a microwave?” Enough from me, I will let the results speak for themselves.

-Trevor