Here's a tip to all the poor graduate and medical students if you are a couple bucks short for that lap dance, don't pay for it with stolen body parts, or you may be sitting in jail for a while. Police discovered after a call that an exotic dancer had a preserved hand along with three human skulls in her apartment. After an investigation, it was discovered that a medical student stole a hand from a cadaver and gave it to the dancer. The dancer enjoyed it so much, her and her friends began to call it "Teddy". Now the graduated medical student could face up to 10 years in prison.

While I will admit that this is a very disturbing article, it probably doesn't deserve a sentence of 10 years, public humiliation would be more appropriate.

-Trevor