According to a new study (and what isn't studied nowadays), Obese and skinny men are more likely to die from a car crash than those who are moderately overweight. They cited possible reasons is that the overweight men have a "cushioning" effect, but the health problems of obesity outweigh the "cushioning" that occurs during the crash. They could not find any statistical difference among women, citing the possibility of a different shape (maybe the breasts were the "cushioning" effect). In any case, knowing I will likely die in a crash, I should stop wearing my seatbelt and speed at very high rates for I might as well get some fun while I am alive.

-Trevor