For those who are about to read this article, I foreworn you that the government is watching you, yes, YOU. In order to protect yourself, please don your tinfoil hat, for THEY will control you otherwise. How, do you ask? These tiny RFID chips pictured above. And the government is not the least of your worries, for as the non-believers as you are, we will soon be fighting for our lives against the Antichrist. I'm assuming you wonder how I am aware of this wonderful information? Katherine Albrecht in her new book, The Spychips Threat: Why Christians Should Resist RFID and Electronic Surveillance has informed us that these are the sign of the apocalypse, and the world will soon be over. As you can see, non-christians should not worry for only Christians will face the wrath of the Antichrist. Sleep tight and do let secularism bite. Oh, and one more thing, barcodes are bad too.

-Trevor