I was watching the news last night when I realized just how much Dick Cheney's accidental shooting of his friend will affect the current state of the United States. So much so that I realized I need to inform you about the latest news and breaking news from the world of Trevor.

Last night after coming home from a hard night of studying, I walked towards my fridge and took out some sliced turkey, iceberg lettuce, pepper jack cheese, and mustard. I was planning on making a sandwich and a great sandwich it was going to be. I decided I would spice up the sandwich a bit by toasting the bread, but not too much because I don't like bread when it starts to become black from too much heat. After taking the first bite, I decided that it was a good sandwich (almost as great as the sandwich of '05) and that I will have to try toasting the sandwich more often. But my mouth was getting so dry, I needed something to drink quick, so I grabbed a cool and refreshing Mountain Dew. That really hit the spot. But after so much caffeine I become dehydrated due to having to urinate so often. At least I do not have any prostate problems, so it leaves without any pain. Now that itch though... I wonder if it wasn't covered for 23 3/4 hours a day, maybe it would stop itching and pussing. That puss always tastes kind of funky. That could explain my bad breath...

Too much detailed information about something you didn't care about or need to know about? I thought so.

-Trevor