Todd Holes was recently arrested for selling stolen books to the U of A bookstore belonging to students from the university and has now also been charged with possession of drug paraphernalia.

Todd is not a student of U of A, but that doesn't mean that he has not been inspired by many of the boys and girls who go to college to learn new skills to enhance their careers, or in his case goes to a college to try to enrich his skills at stealing students' books and then selling the stolen property. Unfortunately he was doing this while on drugs.

For those who are looking to copy-cat Mr. Holes, be sure to sell the books away from the area you bought, possibly ebay (I hear a lot of those books are stolen). You may even consider trying to commit harder crimes such as grand theft, bank robberies, or even money laundering. Don't forget to use drugs which will impair your judgement, it will enhance the challenge and make you a better career criminal in the long run, just look at Tony Montana is Scarface, he got high in his own supply.

In any case, there might be a moral of the story here, but I can't quite think of what it is.

-Trevor